Pre-emptive bids cause good bridge players the most trouble as they are designed to use up bidding space & make life difficult for us to describe our hands or ever reach the optimum contract. The main goal of interference bids is to force us to make high-level decisions, often uncomfortable ones, that either win or lose that board. Play it safe & Pass, lose a make-able game - compete at a troublesome level & face your fate & failure. As we well know, wildly distributional hands are always poorly patterned. Pre-empt hands usually deal Goulies all round. So, if you do decide to stick your neck out & bid, you can often expect bad suit breaks. Trumps can often go 4-1 or God forbid, even 5-0?
Well, enough with the foreshadowing introductory paragraph, let’s see the deal.
Finally relaxed, after a long week, you sit down Friday evening for a nice early evening of Tournament online play & things start out a little bumpy as Partner seems intent on shooting himself in the foot. Luckily, so far, he only has two feet, so there is still ample time to get the wheels back on the bus & see if we can get our score out of the low 30s.
Sitting West, you pick up Hand 11, no one vulnerable, & South, the Dealer bids 3♣ .
You hold ♠ KQ76 ♥ KQ1065 ♦ 2 ♣ 984? Any cheerful thoughts?
Imperfect Action Will Often Get You There Much Faster Than Perfect Inaction
I think a lot of people might be tempted to Pass & trust to their luck. But not a real Scorpio, who they say, starts their day activated & then climbs the ladder.
So, you decide to act because when the going gets tough, the Tough often make up cute sayings like this one as an excuse! You pull out a 3♥ bid & hear it go Pass, 4♥ by Partner. All Pass. Jack ♣ lead from North.
Finally, Partner does something right!
He tables a gold star Dummy, ♠ AJ9 ♥ 97♦ AK1084 ♣ A63
Who could ask for more?
With good trump management, this contract should come home in a rabbit’s heartbeat.
We win ♣ J with Dummy’s ♣ A, play the trump ♥ 7 from the board & do a double-take as South plays ♣ 5?
Not Everything Happens for a Reason, Sometimes Bridge Just Sucks
Did I say expect bad breaks, how about you have to face one of the most improbable trump breaks you can imagine. Trumps will break 6-0. Yup, North holds 6♥ s sitting behind you, including the Ace-Jack of trumps!
Declarer is now about as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. But a lot of us have seen this cat play pretty close to purr-fect on more than one occasion. One of the top players in BOTE once opined that Bink Lash is the best player in our Club; pretty high praise as we have some very accomplished Life Masters, as well as some up & coming aspirants in our membership.
What is the Difference in Prayer in Church & Prayer at the Bridge Table?
At the Bridge table you really mean it! Well, in hopeless contracts, there are 3 musts. First, do not panic! Second, don’t be the first one to make a mistake. Third, treasure all your spot cards. Bink played the ♥ Q, losing to the ♥ A. With nothing better to do North returned a ♠ , won in Dummy with the ♠ J. Now, comes the ♦ A & ♦ K , Bink pitching a club from his hand & ruffing a third ♦ . All follow. Over to the ♠ A & Bink ruffs his 4th. ♦ with the ♥ 5, overruffed with ♥ 8. (Maybe not best). North exited with his last ♠ , (Mistake #2)? won by Bink with the ♠ Q. Light at the end of the tunnel?
It’s not a Matter of a Belief in Miracles, but How Many can You Hope For?
So if you are counting along, there are 9 cards played, 3 ♥ s, 3 ♠ s, 3♦ s & 1 ♣ & Bink has won 7 of them. If as the old saying goes, Obstacles are Great Teachers then Bink is a pretty good student. He now played the good ♠ K & look at that treasured trump spot card in Dummy - the ♥ 9. North ruffed low, as all he had left were small ♥ s & Bink over-ruffed his good ♠ K with that precious ♥ 9. That’s 8 tricks in, just need 2 more to make it? Dummy’s ♦ 10 is boss so, Bink played it, tossing away his losing ♣ 9. Poor North had to trump in of course & lead away from his ♥ J-4 into the teeth of Bink’s ♥ Q-10. Plus 420.
They say diamonds are made under extreme pressure, so are some heart contracts!

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