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My Neighbour Owes me $500.00
My Neighbour Owes me $500.00

Man went to his solicitor and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"

Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" Asked the solicitor.

"Nope", replied the man.

"Ok, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the solicitor,

"But it's only $500" replied the man.

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and you have proof!"

Sheep Dog Experience
Sheep Dog Experience

This is Dave.

Dave lied about having sheep dog experience on his CV and got caught out!

Don't be like Dave.

Back to original Start Time!
Back to original Start Time!

Please be seated by 12:15 for 12:30 Start Time. Time back to ususal time!

Dinner with Bob Kohut and Denise Franklin
Dinner with Bob Kohut and Denise Franklin

There will be a dinner on Wednesday 24 June at 6:30 at Chop and Chill with Bob Kohut and Denise Franklin at 6:30pm. Please sign-up at bridge sometime before this date. Everyone pays for their own food and drinks.

Congratulations
Congratulations

Congratulations to Kath Hilder & Val Dawson coming first at Nambucca Valley Bridge Club Swiss Pairs Category B Congress May 2026!

Club Championship Winnners
Club Championship Winnners

NORTH / SOUTH WINNERS: Kath Hilder and Chris Sinclair

EAST / WEST WINNERS: Diana Zanon and Ruth Herdegen

 

Christmas Party 2025
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Sessions every Wed afternoon at The Hastings Bridge Club

We play every Wednesday at the Hastings Bridge Club beginning at 12:00 pm and finishing approximately 3;30 pm. So please be seated by 11:45.

Hastings Bridge Club is located at Hamilton Green, 176 Hastings River Drive, Port Macquarie.

PO Box 6195, Settlement City, Port Macquarie, NSW 2444.

ABN: 375 528 37 401

Our Club is committed to using the latest technology to enhance the enjoyment of Bridge by its members. Bridgemate electronic scoring makes results available immediately after the last Board is played. Results are posted to this web site, together with travellers and the deal file. 

Enquiries: Phone Karen Statsukaitis 0416017119.

 

Sessions every Wed afternoon at The Hastings Bridge Club
Emergency Contact Register

Port Macquarie Oxley Bridge Club now keeps an Emergency Contact Register for Members. In the event of a medical episode or other emergency at the club. This will allow Directors or Committee Members to quickly identify an emergency contact for the player. Please log in to the Members Area and complete these details on your Profile - 'Account Tab'. (These details are Emergency Contact Name; Relationship to yourself; Phone and/or Mobile number of the Contact Person).

Calendar
Wed 10th June 2026
Wed Pairs
Hastings Bridge Club 12.00pm
Director: Chris Sinclair
  (Bookings)
Wed 17th June 2026
Wed Pairs
Hastings Bridge Club 12.00pm
Director: Rowan Ferguson
  (Bookings)
Wed 24th June 2026
Bob Kohut Pairs
Hastings Bridge Club 12.00pm
Director: Yvonne Breakwell
  (Bookings)
Results
Wed Pairs
Director: Chris Sinclair
Wed Pairs
Director: Yvonne Breakwell
Wed Pairs
Director: Rowan Ferguson
June Birthdays
June Birthdays
Mike  Bush 1  
Kym Frazer 3  
Jenny  Gordon 18  
Chris Sinclair 20  
Jan Campbell 25  
   
     
     
         
             
               
ETIQUETTE & MANNERS AT THE BRIDGE TABLE

ETIQUETTE & MANNERS AT THE BRIDGE TABLE

Above all, avoid any behaviour that would make anyone (especially beginners or new members) feel uncomfortable.

Do greet your opponents at the table and treat them with respect and courtesy.

Do not indulge in post-mortems with your partner directly after a hand is finished. (Save it for after the game.) Not only could a post-mortem undermine partnership confidence, but it may communicate information to other players who have not played the hand at other tables.

Do not criticise partner. (Keep it to yourself until after the game. You will have cooled down by then.)...And you may also have figured out that you share some of the blame.

Do compliment your opponents for fine bidding or play. (Especially beginners)

Do not gloat! (It is ugly) Be modest.

 Do say 'Director Please' in a pleasant tone. Keep your hand up so that the Director can quickly determine who called.

Do support your partner at all times.

Refreshments

 Coffee and Tea is available for members and guests