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June 24 GNOT- Play for gold. Sign up your team.

July 6-18. ANC & Butler 2024 Orange, NSW.

July 22 Gnot. Play for gold. Sign up your team.

Monday 5 August.  Port Macquarie Bridge Club  AGM 11-12:15.

Saturday July 10-11 Grafton Congress (Entry form under useful links)

September 14-16 Mollymook Congress (Brochure under useful links)

Monday 28 October. Port Macquarie Bridge Club 50th Anniversary Dinner after bridge.

Monday 9 Dcember. Port Macquaarie Bridge Club Christmas Party, after bridge from 4:30pm.

 

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Bridge Cruises and Holidays
Bridge Cruises and Holidays

Japan to Singaport Cruise with Gary Brown

14 Oct-30 Oct 2024

Great Barrier Reef Cruise- Celebrity Edge

16 Jan-27 Jan 2025

Wine and Bridge Cruise around Australia

03-2 March 2025

Bochures in menu, useful links.

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Committee Minutes and Financials.

This information is no longer in the main menu items. This information can now only be accessed by members.

To access this information, you must first log in.

Then in the subtitles the Committee Minutes are under the tab: "Minutes". The financials are under the tab: Documents.

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Education regarding Arrow Switches
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      “Sometimes, it is desirable to have a single winning pair at our Bridge sessions. If there are no more than 8 tables, a Howell movement does this best. With a Howell, there are no station ..........

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I will take you to bed and have my way with you!
I will take you to bed and have my way with you!

I Shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you shake until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop! When I am finished you be weak for days.

Sincerely,

The Flu

 

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Chinese Sick Leave
Chinese Sick Leave

Ho Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I no come work."

The boss says, 'You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick likee you do, I go to my wife and ask he for sex. That makes eeverything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon....by the way you got nice house.

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Welcome to Port Macquarie Bridge Club
Monthly Dinner
Monthly Dinner

Details of the June Dinner are set out below:

Date:  Monday 24 June 2024

Location: Aqua Restaurant,Westport Club

Start Time:  5:30pm after play

Finish Time: 7pm approx.

Cost: Attendees order and pay for their own food and drinks.

Members, partners and visitors are welcome!

 

 

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Christmas in July in conjunction with Oxley Bridge Club
Christmas in July in conjunction with Oxley Bridge Club

Christmas in July Cruise Adventure Boat on the river.

Smooth riding. No worry regarding sea sickness.

Date:  Tuesday 16 July 2024

Loc;ation: Port Adventure Cruises, 77 Clarence Street,

Mob: 043 439 3199

Start Time:  Boat departs 11:00am 

Finish Time: 2pm approx.

Cost: Attendees order and pay for their drinks.

Members, partners, other bridge clubs and visitors are welcome!

Includes full Xmas lunch.  $60 per Oxley Club Bridge member. Partners, visitors and friends welcome at $65 per person.

All money due to Steve Goldstein by Wed 3 July.

More details regarding present swapping will be forthcoming at a later date!

Please contact Bob Kohut or Karen Stasukaitis if interested in attending!

Karen: 0416 017 119

Bob:     0438 024 115

 

 

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No Bridge on Fridays

Unfortunately, due to the decreasing number of people interested in playing  bridge on a Friday, all future sessions have been cancelled!

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Summer Pairs Winners
Summer Pairs Winners

First Place:          Denise Strain and Mike Bush

Second Place:     Ruth Herdegen and Florence Gibbons

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Club Championship Winners

First Place: Denise Strain and Mike Bush 

Second Place: Sandra Filler and Maree Don 

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Conduct and Etiquette at Bridge
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NSW BRIDGE ASSOCIATION

Conduct and Etiquette at Bridge

Courteous and considerate behaviour increases the enjoyment of Bridge by creating a playing environment that is pleasant and harmonious. The New ..........

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Enjoying Bridge
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Port Macquarie Bridge Club
Port Macquarie Bridge Club

We play weekly at:


Westport Bowling Club
25 Buller Street,
Port Macquarie, NSW, 2444.

We play Monday afternoon at 12.30pm (Need to be seated by 12:15) 

Lounge located on the upper floor adjacent to Jimmy's Bar.

You must pre-register to play. The Port Macquarie Bridge club now  will be in step with our sister clubs by allowing non double vaccinated people to play.

Our Club is committed to using the latest technology to enhance the enjoyment of Bridge by its members. Bridgemate electronic scoring makes results available immediately after the last Board is played.

Results are posted to this web site, together with travellers and the deal file. This makes it possible to review any difficult or interesting hands.

Upcoming Events can be seen on the Calendar Month.

ABN: 25 443 765 290

Our Postal address:

Port Macquarie Bridge Club

P.O. Box 6195, Settlement City
Port Macquarie NSW 2444

Enquiries:
Ruth Herdegen
Phone: 6583 9034 or Mobile: 0422 202 784

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Calendar
1st July 2024
Open Pairs
Westport Club 12:30
Director: David
Scorer: Denise
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8th July 2024
Winter Pairs (2 of 3)
Westport Club 12:30
Director: Bob
Scorer: Denise
  (Bookings)
15th July 2024
NSW Open Pairs/Club Championship (3 of 3)
Westport Club 12:30
Director: Rowan Ferguson
Scorer: Denise
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Results
Open Pair
Director: Bob
Scorer: Denise Strain
GNOT (! of 2)
Director: Mike
Scorer: Denise Strain
Open Pairs
Director: Ray
Scorer: Denise Strain
Generous Exclusive Sponsor
Generous Exclusive Sponsor
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Birthdays for June
Birthdays for June
Mike Bush 1
Joost Werz 13
Robert van Niewenhuizen 17
Jenny Gordon 18
Helen Sligar 23
Jan Campbell 25
Rex Manning-Voyce 30

 

 
     
     
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(4th Nov 2022)
Friday Bridge
Friday Bridge
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After Saturday Bridge
After Saturday Bridge
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Emergency Contact

When you get access to the Members Area please click on the 'Account' Tab and make sure the information is correct. Also please add an Emergency Contact, Relationship and Phone/Mobile in the event of a medical episode during a session.

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Shopping for New Shoes
Shopping for New Shoes

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and tries on a beautiful pair of  high heel shoes that she loves.

The husband says, "No chance love, they're way to expensive."

Later on in bed, the wife is falling alseep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower to her thigh.

She turns to him and says, "I don't think so mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse the you sure ain't riding it!"

 

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