A few bridge quotes....
When partner put down dummy:
* “Where’s the hand you held during the auction?”
* “My partner is twenty years behind the times. He still thinks you need high cards to bid” 
* “Bridge is a great comfort in your old age. It also helps you get there faster.”
* “It’s not enough to win the tricks that belong to you. Try also for some that belong to the 
    opponents.”
* “One advantage of bad bidding is that you get practice at playing atrocious contracts.”
* “The real test of a bridge player isn’t in keeping out of trouble, but in escaping once he’s in.”
* “It is not the handling of difficult hands that makes a winning player. There aren’t enough of 
    them. It is the ability to avoid messing up the easy ones.”
* “Q: Do you know the difference between a serial killer and a bridge player?
    A: You can reason with a serial killer”.

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