An elderly couple is celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Over a quiet dinner, the husband looks lovingly at his wife and says, "Mary, I have to ask you something. In all these years, you’ve kept a locked shoebox in the closet, and you asked me never to look inside. Can you finally tell me what’s in it?"
Mary smiles and hands him the key. He opens the box and finds two hand-crocheted doilies and $50,000 in cash.
"What does this mean?" he asks.
Mary replies, "Before we married, my grandmother told me the secret to a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily."
The husband is deeply touched. Only two doilies in 50 years! He smiles proudly, then looks at the money. "But what about the $50,000?"
Mary smiles sweetly. "Oh, that's the money I made from selling the other 10,000 doilies."

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