02     Jenny Blacke
02     Joan Opbroek
03     Wendy Bradshaw
03     Sandy Schwedhelm
04     Sue Lindner
04     Susan Cross
06     Simon Elderfield
08     Carolyn Jebken
10     Robyn Griffiths
10     Solvejg Amorsen
11     Doris Spilker
11     Gini Kinloch
16     Rik Kort
17     Marina Gregg
19     Leanne Johnson
20     Florence Gibbons
21     Jill Reid
23     Di Goddard
27     Julie Barker

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here. I'll go on a head."

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

♥  Be on time
♣  Value your partner/s
♥  Be polite to other competitors
    and our volunteers
♣  Greet your opponents as
    they arrive at the table
♥  Introduce yourself to people
    you don't know
♣  Be understanding of newer
    players
♥  Explain your system clearly
    and simply, if asked
♣  Acknowledge good play by
    your opponents
♥  Thank your opponents at
    the end of the round
♣  Try to keep noise to a 
    minimum
♥  Report poor behaviour to
    your Director
♣  RESPECT our Directors