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The bridge club will be open from the 9th of September. We wish everybody a pleasant and above all a cool summer.

The real test of a bridge player isn't in keeping out of trouble, but in escaping once he's in it.  
-Alfred Sheinwold 

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The difference between genius and stupidity at the bridge table is that genius has its limits. 

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I think we're all a little masochistic. Otherwise, why would we continue to play bridge? 

We had a partnership misunderstanding. I assumed my partner knew what he was doing. 

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Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

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Teacher called on six-year-old Johnny, the bridge player’s son, to count for the class. “One, two, three,” began Johnny, “four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten-uh, jack, queen, king, ace”

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On their wedding night a couple arrive at their hotel room and the phone rings. The husband answers and talks with his friend about a bridge hand. The conversation continues for hours as the friend tells how he went down in six spades.

When it finally ends, the distraught wife is in tears and says, “How can he be so inconsiderate? That was terrible!”

“You’re right, honey. All he had to do was take a finesse.”

1 ) Be in time that is to say 10 minutes before we start.

The starting time is 15:15 but be present at 15:05 at the latest.

That gives us time to start up the system and play at 15:15.

Thank you for your understanding.

2 ) At the table:

                         check if you sit at the right table

                         check if you sit in the right direction

                         check if you have the right boards

                         check if the board you play coincides with the board in the tablet.

 Thank you