More than two months ahead of schedule
The ACES BRIDGE and CHESS Academy
is being officially launched today
(St. PATRICK`s DAY)
at a Danish dinner party in Carvajal this evening
The IRISH CONNECTION
Four of my many great friends on the Costa del Sol. are Rita and Gerry from the Republic of Ireland and Helen and Paul from Northern Ireland. Paul`s CV shows that he represents his country at bridge. So Northern Ireland have the best bridge pair
ONE-NIL to Northern Ireland
but the other pair from south of the backstop have the best paddler.
GOAL!!! ONE ALL
Hold on a minute. I`ve just realised that Gerry and Rita know those two statements are 1001% true whereas Helen and Paul might not.
(Because they don`t realise Padel is a a popular racket sport in Spain)
latest score: 2-1 to the Republic of Ireland
Whether Northern Ireland score an equaliser or an own goal depends on what Helen and Paul say in their testimonial match
Latest score still 2-1 to the Republic.
Viewers will be pleased to know that I am asking Paul to send me his testimonial to see whether they can trump the paddler`s achievement to score an equaliser. I intend to reveal the final score mid July. Because I am fleeing the mainland and heading for an island in the Atlantic Ocean the following day.
As it happens, that is all true as well. For your information I am leaving on 2/4 and I will be appearing at the Bernabeu stadium on 26 April. Ask Kevin Keegan if you don`t believe me.
Trevor 04h00 17/3
PS This is most definitely NOT an Irish joke.