| "I know we're getting married in a few minutes, but I've just been dealt a Grand Slam hand!" |
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| “Been shopping Joe?" |
"Yes, it's our wedding anniversary. I asked what she would like and she said 'anything with plenty of diamonds'. So I've bought her 2 packs of cards!"
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| Valentines "No, he won't be playing bridge tonight. He's going to stay in and watch a romantic film with me" |
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| " .. as I was saying... the fellow on my left had just led the 4 of clubs to dummy. Well, I had only one club left in dummy so ..." |
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| A man's viewpoint |
The bride came down the aisle, and when she reached the altar, she saw the groom had a deck of cards in his pocket.
She whispered "Why have you bought your bridge cards?”
He looked her right in the eye and said “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?
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