In memoriam - Ted Cornelius

We are very sad to announce the death of Ted Cornelius, on 11th April.  A great supporter of the club he has won virtually every trophy in the cupboard - many of them several times!  He was playing with the club every week up until just one month ago.  His bridge game was very important to him and he rarely missed a chance to play. A valued club member, he will be sorely missed.

Fillers - Valentine's Day
"This may sound strange to you Doctor, but I think I've fallen in love with the Queen of Diamonds!"
Fillers - Valentine's Day

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"I know we're getting married in a few minutes, but I've just been dealt a Grand Slam hand!"
“Been shopping Joe?"

"Yes, it's our wedding anniversary.  I asked what she would like and she said 'anything with plenty of diamonds'.  So I've bought her 2 packs of cards!"

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Valentines "No, he won't be playing bridge tonight. He's going to stay in and watch a romantic film with me"
Valentines
" .. as I was saying... the fellow on my left had just led the 4 of clubs to dummy. Well, I had only one club left in dummy so ..."
A man's viewpoint

The bride came down the aisle, and when she reached the altar, she saw the groom had a deck of cards in his pocket.

She whispered "Why have you bought your bridge cards?”

He looked her right in the eye and said “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?

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