Things never heard at a Bridge Club

This club’s playing area is always at the right temperaure – never too hot or too cold. 

I’ve had lots of points all evening.

Free coffee? No thanks.

Cool! A four board sit out.

No, I don’t think tournament fees are too high.

No gossip please. I’m not interested.

One thing I can say about bridge players – they sure know how to dress.

No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.

I always hear what the Director says.

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