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The Essex A Team was practising when a large turkey came strutting into the room and sat down at the table.
“Do you mind if I play?”
The players initially humoured the bird but pretty soon they were awestruck as the turkey bid perfectly and pulled off amazing plays.
This caught the team captain’s attention.
“You're terrific!!! Sign up for the team and we will play in the Tollemache, I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus if we win."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is this.
Does the season go past Christmas Day?"
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