All I Need
As I look at this coming week, I don’t need anything. I don’t need this and I don’t need that, except I need to play in the Tuesday afternoon NAP Qualifying game. And that’s all I need.
……… and to play in the Club Championship game on Thursday afternoon……the Tuesday afternoon NAP game and the Thursday afternoon club championship game and that’s all I need.
……… and to play in the Friday afternoon NAP Qualifying game. The Tuesday afternoon NAP game, the Thursday afternoon club championship and the Friday afternoon NAP game and that’s all I need.
……….and all the other games and lessons that are being offered this week. The Tuesday afternoon NAP game, the Thursday afternoon club championship, the Friday afternoon NAP game, and all the other games and lessons this week and that’s all I need.
If you follow this parody of a scene from Steve Martin in The Jerk, you will find that St. Petersburg has all you need for your bridge this coming week:
Monday at 9:30 – Novice Supervised Play
Monday at 12:30 – Open and 299er Games
Monday at 6:00 – Free mini-lesson
Monday at 6:30 – Open Game
Tuesday at 9:00 – 299er Supervised Play Game
Tuesday at 12:30 – NAP Qualifier – extra points, ½ of them red – mentors and mentees welcome
Tuesday at 6:30 – Intermediate Game
Wednesday at 12:30 – Open and 299er Games
Thursday at 12:30 – Open and 99er Club Championship Games – more extra points!
Thursday at 6:30 – Swiss Team Game
Friday at 9:45 – Hand Analysis
Friday at 9:45 – Supervised Play
Friday at 12:00 – Free mini-lesson
Friday at 12:30 – NAP Qualifying Game - extra points, ½ of them red
Saturday at 10:30 – Open Game
Well, to further parody Steve Martin, The Lord loves a bridge-playing man, don’t trust righty, call the director and make the bid.
To see you at the club this week is really All We Need!
Here is a link to the “All I Need” scene from The Jerk.