| Puzzle of the Month |
There was an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the 'International Home Show'. One of them was the father of the other one's son. How could this be possible?
(The answer is in the Members Only section)
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| And a 'bridge' joke' |
| A bridge duffer was polishing a lamp and… poof! Out popped a
genie who said, “I will grant you one wish.”
The duffer unfolded a map of the world and said, “Let all of these countries
live in peace and harmony.”
“You’ve got to be kidding! I’m only a genie.”
The duffer thought for a while and then suggested, “OK, then make me a
winning bridge player.”
“Hmm… ” the genie pondered. “Let me see that map again.”
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| And a 'pome' |
Over the table and through LHO
A finesse in hopes to win.
If that is the play
To carry the day,
I'll witness partner's grin.
But over to dummy and through RHO
On opponent's bid I pin
The contract's success
That his partner's got less,
Post mortem ripe to spin.
Over my Jack through play of his Queen
The setting trick is cashed
Our result is low
Partner lets me know
All chance for first is trashed.
Over my protests and through his rant
My judgment highly suspect
For bids I've made
And cards not played
Systems I've failed to select.
Over his ardour and through the room
Director cries resound
Yellow cards are waved
Zero tolerance craved
The next board is quickly found.
Over a lifetime through highs and lows
Bridge lures us back for more
True friendships are made
Despite passions displayed
Which far outweigh every score. |
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| Submit a Puzzle or Interesting Item |
If you've got something that will tax, or interest the members, send them to me. Click on my name below.
Brian
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