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AGM

The AGM is on 22nd September @ 1.30pm and play starts afterwards. All welcome!

MacMillan Coffee Morning

We are Macmillan. Cancer support. World's Biggest Coffee Morning. Friday 29th September.

Please come and support The Macmillan Coffee Morning on 29th September @ 11am. Bring or buy produce, bring your friends. Stay for a Sandwich lunch before play starts.

I cut the following article out of the Times many years ago and it still keeps us amused. Many of you have asked for a copy so here it is:

A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked why she had left her last employment, she replied:

"Well Sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. "They played a game they call bridge, and last night a lot of people were there. As I was about to bring the refreshments, I heard a man say: "lay down and le'ts see what you've got".

Another man said: "I've got stregth but not much length." Then another man said to a lady: "take your hand off my trick."

I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered: "You forced me, you jumped me twice when you didn't have the stregth for one good raise".

Another lady talked about protecting her honour, but two other ladies said: "now it's my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine."

Well, I got my hat and coat and as I was leaving - I hope to die, if I didn't hear one say: "well, I guess we can go home now. That was our last rubber".

 

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22nd Aug 2017
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Fri 29th Sep 2017
MacMillan Coffee morning (lunch available for those wishing to play afterwards)
in the Club Rooms 11am
Click for the latest results
Results
12th Sep 2017
Scorer: patricia duncan
29th Aug 2017
Scorer: patricia duncan
22nd Aug 2017
Scorer: patricia duncan
Calendar
Fri 29th Sep 2017
MacMillan Coffee morning (lunch available for those wishing to play afterwards)
in the Club Rooms 11am