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A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "Well, sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculously undignified place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge.  Last week a lot of people were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got." Another man said, "I've got strength, but no length." Another man says to the lady, "Take your hand off my trick!" I was already shocked, when the lady answered, "You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise." Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine." Well I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I heard one of them say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber."