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Welcome to Bowral Bridge Club Inc.
Ok I am giving up Bridge

I’m giving up bridge – tonight’s my last night.

It’s Amen to Stayman, I give up the fight.

The insults and muddles are giving me troubles and I can’t sleep at night for thinking of doubles.

My cards are all rotten and I have forgotten what’s trumps and what’s gone on my right!

So for now it’s all over – I’m off to the backwood, I’m bidding goodbye to Gerber and Blackwood.

I can’t stand the hassle, I can’t stand the pain, I’m getting those bad cards again and again.

I’m giving up bridge – tonight’s a bad night, declarer is horrid and nothing’s gone right.

My partner’s a dope and I’m losing all hope And when she says ”double”, I know we are in trouble.

My points are not high, and I’m wondering why she kept on bidding right up to the sky.

We’re in seven spades and all my hope fades when surprise, surprise, her bidding pays. We’re winning all the tricks and the defenders feel sick and I have to admit that my partner’s a brick.

But I’m giving up bridge – tonight’s my last night.

Farewell to conventions – I give up the fight!

So I leave with few words but some that are true,

Bridge is a game not for me but for you.

So be kind to your partners and don’t mind their cheek.

For It’s only a game – oh! and by the way, I’ll see you next week!

 

Welcome to
Bowral Bridge Club Inc.
ABN 45 121 760 221
PO Box 1721, Bowral
     BOWRAL GOLF CLUB
Kangaloon Road, Bowral, NSW
Visitors are always welcome
Session Times and Need a Partner ?

Monday afternoon - Duplicate Bridge 12.30 pm for 12.45pm
Thursday morning - Duplicate Bridge 9.30 am for 9..45am

If you need a partner Joan Rooke will be happy to help you on 4872 3140

Southern Highlands Bridge Club also conduct sesssions on Saturday at 1pm and Wednesday evening at 7pm at the East Bowral Community Centre .

 
Results
Regular Duplicates
Director: Anthony
Scorer: Sue Walker
Regular Duplicates
Director: Allan Jones
Scorer: Christine Jack
Regular Duplicates
Director: Ron Moller
Scorer: Rob Dean
Regular Duplicates
Director: Anthony
Scorer: Rob Dean
Regular Duplicates
Director: Ron Moller
Scorer: Sherri Gates
Red Point Day
Director: Allan Jones
Scorer: Sue Walker
Calendar
22nd Apr 2019
Easter Monday No Bridge at BOWRAL. Southern Highlands Bridge commences 12.45
25th Apr 2019
Anzac Day Club Closed No Bridge . Lest we Forget
29th Apr 2019
Regular Duplicates
Director: Allan Jones
Scorer: Sherri Gates
2nd May 2019
Regular Duplicates
Scorer: Sue Walker
6th May 2019
Bridge for Brains - Red Point Day
Scorer: Sherri Gates
9th May 2019
Regular Duplicates
Scorer: Rob Dean